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Not My Patch, Not My Problem Unisex T-Shirt

Not My Patch, Not My Problem Unisex T-Shirt

Regular price $30.99 USD
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Not My Patch, Not My Problem Tee – Rooted in Style & Boundaries 🍓
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a whole boundary-setting mood. Whether you're a plant parent, a garden gossip dropper, or just someone who’s done carrying other people’s emotional compost, this tee is for you. Inspired by the art of saying nope with love, it’s a wearable reminder that healthy boundaries grow healthy people.

Loose boundaries? We’ve been there. Rigid walls? We built 'em. But this tee? It’s about that sweet middle ground—where you can care without caretaking and protect your peace like it’s your prize tomato.

With its buttery-soft, ring-spun cotton and cheeky vintage-style tattoo graphic, this shirt keeps it cute and cathartic. Perfect for Earth Day, gifting, or flexing your “not my circus, not my strawberries” energy at the farmer’s market.

Details That Dig Deeper:

  • 100% ring-spun cotton – soft enough for emotional breakthroughs

  • Ribbed collar that keeps its shape, even if your boundaries wobble

  • Shoulder taping for structure (because you have enough on your shoulders)

  • Ethically made & safety certified – because integrity matters

  • Classic fit, crew neck – easy to layer, easier to love

Care Tips:

 

  • Machine wash cold – just like your delivery of tough love

  • Tumble dry low or hang dry (preferably near a basil plant)

  • Do not bleach, do not dry clean, do not entertain unnecessary drama

  • 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, durable wear

  • Ribbed collar keeps its shape (even if your plants don’t)

  • Shoulder taping for max comfort, minimum stretching

  • Ethically made and safety certified

  • Classic fit, crew neck — plant it on and go

 

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    Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
    Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
    Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
    Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

     

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