Plant Parenthood 2 Tee – Because These Babies Don’t Cry, They Wilt 🌿 Welcome to the jungle—of responsibilities, root rot, and relentless propagation attempts. The Plant Parenthood tee is a wearable badge of honor for anyone who’s lost sleep over droopy leaves or whispered sweet nothings to a struggling fiddle leaf.
Made from ultra-soft, ring-spun cotton and perfect for soil-covered hands and chaotic schedules, this shirt is for the ones nurturing plant babies and personal growth—one overwatered pothos at a time.
Whether you're babying a variegated monstera, rearranging your windowsill for the fifth time today, or explaining to friends why your plants have names, this tee says what we’re all thinking: Plant parenthood is real, and we’re thriving (kind of).
Every purchase helps fund our mission to expand horticultural therapy access in Idaho and beyond—because healing doesn’t always come in a pill bottle. Sometimes it comes in a 6" terra cotta pot.
Details that Dig Deeper:
100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, durable wear
Ribbed collar keeps its shape (even if your plants don’t)
Shoulder taping for max comfort, minimum stretching
Ethically made and safety certified
Classic fit, crew neck — plant it on and go
Care Tips:
Wash cold, hang with your herbs (okay fine, tumble dry low)
No bleach, no dry clean, no drama
Iron low if needed, or let the wrinkles vibe with your aesthetic
